Terms of Use for This Website

Last updated: October 2026

These terms apply when you use hardlyexisting.garden and the services Hardlyexisting Septic offers through it. Using the site, phoning the number on it or sending a form means you accept these terms. This is a general template, not legal advice.

What We Actually Do

Hardlyexisting Septic is a referral and marketing service. We link homeowners with independent plumbing and septic providers. We do not pump tanks, repair septic systems, drain fields or sewer lines, or do any plumbing work. We are also not a party to any deal you strike with a provider.

Providers Run Their Own Business

The providers you reach are independent businesses. Each one alone answers for its quotes, pricing, scheduling, workmanship, permits, licensing, insurance and conduct. We do not hire, supervise or direct providers. We make no promises about when they are available, how fast they respond, or how their work turns out.

Before you hire anyone, check their credentials, ask to see proof of license and insurance, and get the quote in writing.

General Information, Not Professional Advice

The content here is general information. It is not plumbing, engineering, legal, insurance or financial advice. Cost ranges are typical U.S. figures that shift from job to job, and they are not quotes. Confirm the details with a qualified provider and, when it matters, with your insurer and local health department.

What We Ask of You

Give accurate details when you reach out, and use the site only for lawful purposes. Do not misuse it, disrupt how it runs, or try to get in without permission.

Calls, Texts and Emails

When you phone in or send a form, you agree that we and the provider we connect you with may contact you about your request by phone, text or email. Calls may be tracked or recorded for quality and billing. To stop hearing from us, email contact@hardlyexisting.garden at any time.

Ownership of Site Content

The content and design of this site belong to Hardlyexisting Septic or those who license them to us. Please do not copy or reuse them for commercial purposes without permission.

Limits on Our Liability

As far as the law allows, Hardlyexisting Septic is not liable for loss or damage that comes from using this site, from a provider's services, or from any agreement between you and a provider. The site is offered "as is," with no warranties of any kind.

Changes to the Terms

We may change these terms at any time. If you keep using the site after a change, you accept the new version.

Contact

Questions about these terms? Email contact@hardlyexisting.garden.